"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips, via erdbeercupcake)

18,985 notes

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

(via drinkawaymyfeelings)

3,233 notes

i’m reading american psycho right now and everytime someone says “bateman” i read “batman” and i can’t stop laughing because it doesn’t matter it’s sTILL CHRISTIAN BALE

1 note

what is your face + sebastian stan

(Source: waywardzombies, via turnerandkane)

"I think it was time for men to see what it was like. And this video, on the set as well, made people a little uncomfortable. It was funny to see that. Even though the treatment was the director’s idea, when we were doing the scene where they wash the cars, right? You’ve seen this scene a million times with girls. They’re in a bathing suit, they’re pouring water on themselves — you’ve seen it in movies even. You’ve seen it everywhere. They’re pouring water and suds all over themselves, they’re rubbing their boobs on the car, the whole thing. When we were doing this with the guys, the crew, the director — and he’ll admit this too — and the guys who had to do it after one take were like, “Well I think that’s enough. I think, you know, that’s cool.” I was like, “No!” Because if a girl were doing this right now, we’d be shooting it for an hour! Meanwhile we’ve done one take and you’re like, “That’s good.” I was like, “No, it’s not good! Rub your butt on the car!” It’s supposed to be funny, people have to get the joke, but they also have to see what it’s like. How absurd it is to do things like that. I asked the guys, “You feel absurd right now? Yes? Good, then we’re doing it right. Now rub your chest on the car and let’s go.” [laughs]
For me it was like, I just wanted them to see what it feels like. I wasn’t trying to have some big political conversation about it, but I am trying to say think about what you do."

Jennifer Lopez, when asked about “I Luh Ya Papi” in this interview (via yah-booty)

(via shrugging)

ofkingsandlionhearts:

Merlin AU: Arthur as Captain America and Merlin as the Winter Soldier

When Arthur is fed up with being picked on by bullies, he takes the opportunity to become the world’s first superhuman soldier.  His first priority is protect his beloved comrade, Merlin Emrys, but everything goes wrong when Merlin is captured by HYDRA during a recon mission.   Swiftly, Arthur rushes off to rescue him, but after a confrontation to stop Red Skull from launching aerial bombs on innocent cities, he has no choice but to crash his plane in the Arctic and remains frozen for several years.  

Afterwards, HYDRA finds Merlin injured and isolated in a dark cave, and they complete their newest plan, brainwashing him into a ruthless assassin: the Winter Soldier.  

(via brolininthetardis)

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

(via drinkawaymyfeelings)

6,052 notes

(Source: mcavoys, via allhailbritta)

373 notes

likeappletrees:

zan77:

I’m suddenly struck with how if you remove the subtitles this just looks like a vintage anonymous hookup in a gay bar

with the subtitles it looks like a vintage hookup in a gay bar

(Source: tony-stark-industries, via asoulgallery)

29,554 notes

lookoveryourhills:

dowgge:

Marcus Mumford what are you doing

how did we not notice?

lookoveryourhills:

dowgge:

Marcus Mumford what are you doing

how did we not notice?

(via the-prankster)

763 notes

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

(via asoulgallery)

289,730 notes

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via bitchslapshot)

88,629 notes

corinthiancaricature:

Totally 100% completely, absolutely heterosexual. 

corinthiancaricature:

Totally 100% completely, absolutely heterosexual. 

(via jamesbagshawssparklyjumper)

77 notes

(x)

(Source: white-stars-overhead)

144 notes